I am Nardini, a giant metal lathe of Brazillian origin.   I desperately need your help!  I am currently being held hostage and threatened with extinction (or at least being broken up into tiny pieces sent to China and returned as tiny flag pins for Wal-Marters).  I have seemingly been rescued from that fate, although it is unclear if I can get sufficient help from the local humanoid types to complete my escape and metamorphosis to a giant 3D printer.